The only poll this week was a Newspoll that gave the Coalition its best result since last April, but given the pollster’s stability over that time, that isn’t saying all that much. Certainly it hasn’t made much difference to BludgerTrack, on which the Coalition improves only on the primary vote, and that at One Nation’s expense rather than Labor’s. The Coalition is up one on the seat projection in Queensland, but down one in Western Australia. The change is more noticeable on the leadership ratings, which find Malcolm Turnbull’s net approval trend picking up sharply, and confirms his recent uptick on preferred prime minister.
BludgerTrack: 52.4-47.6 to Labor
Poll trend latest: Coalition and Malcolm Turnbull up, One Nation down, two-party picture unchanged.
Confessions @ #550 Friday, February 9th, 2018 – 10:32 pm
I always think of Zoolander striking a ‘Blue Steel’ pose when I see Jared Kushner. In every photo he always puts his best side forward!
Trump drained the swamp and replaced it with his own swamp.
Diogenes @ #549 Friday, February 9th, 2018 – 10:31 pm
Labor wants a Federal NIC. So they must have considered what they were letting themselves in for.
C@t:
Bill Maher calls him Charles in Charge in this hilarious Kushner take down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahpp27WAT2M
C@t
I bet the Federal ICAC doesn’t have the power to look at appointments to ministers offices.
Actually, I had a conversation with my son the other day trying to put a long lens on the whole affair, so to speak. He was telling me that this sort of thing has been going on since Roman and Greek times. So his point was, it’s obviously not going to go away any time soon, no matter how much we may wish it too, so maybe we should just accept it as part and parcel of power?
Fair enough, in a brutally honest sense. Doesn’t mean I like the idea of taxpayers’ money going to support these political concubines. In fact, what the hell, let them bonk themselves stupid, but they should pay for it with their after tax dollars.
The EU is proposing a form of partition in the UK with respect to Northern Ireland. How sweet.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/09/northern-ireland-will-stay-in-single-market-after-brexit-eu-says
Thanks, ‘fess. Satire gold. 🙂
I see our winter Olympians are wearing last years fashion.
Oh dear. An MP-staffer bromance definitely on the wane.
https://www.axios.com/the-john-kelly-crisis-white-house-rob-porter-b7924ce5-e4d4-40e1-bc50-e901a6471fa2.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=3344
For those who want a different perspective on fidelity and infidelity, on lust, deception, commitment, contrivance and illusions…and the joy of forgiveness and redemption…I recommend The Marriage of Figaro, being broadcast just now on ABC Classic FM…..
…oops…just the Overture…damn….The Marriage is possibly the best thing ever written… 🙂
Well in my view your son is half right. Affairs of the heart and of the flesh have indeed occurred since Roman and Greek times, but they are not limited to the theatre of politics. You cant help who you’re attracted to and because we spend so much time at work, it stands to reason that invariably those attractions will be with people we work with at some point.
In my experience this isn’t something solely impacting those in politics, but people everywhere.
Interesting AFR article tonight on Barnaby – Nats worried that what is already known is just “the tip of the iceberg”
Maybe the rumours brewing for months re his alleged preditory behaviour are coming to a head ……
Front page of tomorrow’s SmearStralian has more Barnyard..
Got a little Barnaby Joyce yarn on the front tomorrow. (From Rick Morton of the Smear)
I agree with you confessions.
I guess it’s true you can’t help who you are attracted to but when you are a married man, or woman, I feel its a good idea to keep those emotions under control.
What is not a good idea is to give in to the feelings and then enter into a clandestine relationship which is facilitated by the nature of your work which involves a lot of travel coincidentally in company with the object of your affection who also happens to work for you.
That would be bad if you were a butcher or baker or candlestick maker but when you are the second-ranked politician in the country it really does call into question your honesty, propriety and principles and a whole lot of other things.
But when your scandalous behaviour comes to light just say its a private matter and some people will just move along. Nothing to see here.
Korean John Lennon.
And Korean Yoko
So what happened to the job organised for Barnyard’s lover in Matt Canavan’s ministerial office when he stood aside as a minister over S44?
Well tomorrow’s Daily TurdBurgler has Malcolm helping out….
Barnaby Joyce affair: Prime Minister authorised creation of parliamentary jobs for Vikki Campion | Daily Telegraph
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au › nsw
5 minutes ago · The Prime Minister authorised the creation of a job for Mr Joyce’s now-pregnant girlfriend Vikki Campion in Senator Canavan’s office and also condoned her move to the office of Nationals Chief Whip Damian Drum.
Now that’s cool. 100 drones in the shape of a snow boarder.
And now the Olympic rings. 1200 drones apparently not 100.
If I was South Korea and some bastard come up with the brilliant idea to share the Winter Olympics with NorthK, using a hastily designed set of symbols and uniforms (I assume), and to kick out qualifying athletes to fit in the 22 NK unknowns, all the while knowing how Kimmy boy is going to spin it in his fiefdom while not kicking in a single dried peppercorn or whatever passes for money on the other side of the DMZ, I would tell them to go and do whatever rabbits do to multiply.
Drones are super-cool!
Decent voice from that female singer.
JFC Channel Seven just went to adverts in the middle of the Oaths. I would so pay to see these games advert free.
Yes PTMD. Not so much Kim John Lennon Park though
It says Live and free. Not live and ad free!
Bet when they get to the top the NK athletes pushed the south one back down the stairs.
The Daily TurdBurgler front page dragging Malcolm into the growing scandal…
Lighting the Cauldron is cool.
Sprocket
Doesn’t Rupert like Malcolm anymore?
Pretty hard to top those drones but impressive nevertheless Puff.
C@tmomma 9:55
I don’t have enough wit to be a fuckwit.
I haven’t had enough f**ks to be a wit
While I welcome any merde that hits Talcolm on the head….
Why is it a scandal to make a ‘job for the girl’ when they make bigger and better ‘jobs for the boys’ all the bloody time?
Australian High Commissioner to the UK is just a golden handshake.
Ambassador to USA is not much better nowadays.
And let’s not mention the Vatican gig! (That did go to one of the girls, albeit a dutiful Lib one).
Gipps
Possibly.
But we will refer you to the Coalition government’s Federal Uniform Cashless Kissarze Workers Inhouse Traineeships.
You will be FUCKWITted in two shakes of a beetroot’s figleaf.
Who is going to be game to test the NK athletes and give an adverse result, knowing it would possibly be their death sentence?
One of the peeps responding to Yvonne Best last night told her to cancel all her social media and change all her passwords immediately. Maybe she has taken that advice?
Norwester
I am a bit behind? Who is Yvonne Best?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trump-kim-jong-un-11997374
‘Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un’ kicked out of Winter Olympics opening ceremony as they meet amid nuclear tensions
The Trump and Kim impersonators caused a stir and posed for selfies as athletes paraded into the stadium behind them
Where would modern culture be without The Mirror!
https://www.mirror.co.uk
She is a woman who tweeted that if any journo wanted to know about Barnaby’s dastardly deeds, they should contact her.
It doesn’t appear that any of them have taken her up on it.
Was reading Peter Fitzsimons column about Gladys and her determination to bulldoze and rebuild 2 stadiums.
This was embedded in the article – John Oliver :
https://youtu.be/xcwJt4bcnXs
Link to the article which you may need to open in incognito / private mode:
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/the-fitz-files/peter-fitzsimons-number-crunchers-queuing-for-premiers-stadium-figures-20180209-h0vujb.html
As soon as the tele starts criticising an LNP government you know it’s done. Clearly Rupert has given up on Turnball. The current coverage of the Joyce scandal reminds me a lot of the LNP scandal coverage (particularly the pamphlet scandal) in the tele before Rudd was elected. Wait, until shorten gets into office though and their tune will change. It won’t take long before Shorten is elected before the anti-Labor machine starts up again. All of this feels so very familiar.
Good morning Dawn Patrollers.
This contribution from Peter Hartcher is well worth reading.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/politicians-the-aliens-in-our-midst-20180209-h0vtxr.html
Take the time to read this contribution from Julia Baird in which she looks at the double standards in political reporting.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/the-remarkable-privilege-of-being-a-male-politician-20180209-h0vtwc.html
David Wroe writes expansively on how Penny Wong delivered a speech to a think tank in Singapore that set a high watermark for sheer substance, some might say density, by a shadow foreign affairs minister. It was so rich in foreign policy analysis that one scholar at a leading Australian university has set it as reading material for his international relations students.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/penny-wong-the-woman-who-could-be-australia-s-next-foreign-minister-20180209-p4yzsx.html
Phil Coorey writes that the Coalition is digging in for a tax-driven election. Google.
/news/the-coalition-is-digging-in-to-fight-a-taxdriven-election-20180208-h0vsmv
The SMH editorialises that private lives DO affect public issues.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/smh-editorial/private-lives-affect-public-issues-20180209-h0vus5.html
The Australian gives us this goss on Barnaby who it reports is living rent-free with the mother of his unborn child in an Armidale townhouse owned by a multi-millionaire ¬businessman who is an influential player in New England politics and was once ¬accused of trying to bribe Tony Windsor. It also exposes the nepotistic treatment given to the lady. Google.
/national-affairs/millionaire-lets-joyce-and-lover-live-rentfree/news-story/48aa179f1e9a478a9f686639dad74d84
Caroline Overington also gets into the Joyce story saying the affair needed to be outed. Google.
/news/inquirer/barnaby-joyces-affair-with-a-staffer-needed-to-be-made-public/news-story/0e4d92f52f1a552caf704bc85a57ab88
In Michael West’s website Sandi Keane tells us how the fossil fuel lobby has governments ensnared.
https://www.michaelwest.com.au/revolving-doors-how-the-fossil-fuel-lobby-has-governments-ensnared/
Quentin dempster tells us that the Barnaby Joyce saga is far from over.
https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/2018/02/09/media-ethical-dilemma/
And Phil Coorey writes that Nationals MPs are beginning to question whether Barnaby Joyce can survive as leader, claiming their conservative voters are angry at revelations of his extramarital affair. Google.
/news/cloud-over-barnaby-joyce-as-mps-question-leadership-20180208-h0vte0
Crispin Hull cheekily asks, “Why not fund an Australian tobacco industry? We’re doing it for weapons.”
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/why-not-fund-an-australian-tobacco-industry-were-doing-it-for-weapons-20180209-h0vu8y.html
Ross Gittins writes that finally an indigenous middle class has emerged.
http://www.smh.com.au/business/comment-and-analysis/finally-an-indigenous-middle-class-emerges-20180209-h0vtrh.html
Richard Dennis gets stuck into Canavan over his handling of the Adani issue.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/adani-coal-mine-matt-canavans-symbolic-war-that-went-wrong-20180125-h0oizp.html
The Molan/Bandt spat is over. For the time being.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/jim-molan-backs-down-from-threat-to-sue-mp-after-forcing-second-apology-20180209-p4yzvb.html
Peter van Onselen looks at the vexed question on whether or not to report on politicians’ private lives. Google.
/news/inquirer/barnaby-joyce-mps-invite-private-life-scrutiny/news-story/3036f533cdc9efb1d680c03305c1ff65
Alan Finkel has struck out at the electric car doubters.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/chief-scientist-alan-finkel-hits-back-at-electric-car-doubters-20180209-p4yzu8.html
On the subject of closing the gap Jack Waterford concludes that It isn’t goals, targets, or gap-closing announcements that are the problem. It’s the want of plans to achieve them. Muddling along, ceaseless reorganisation and repackaging of programs, and glossy pamphlets are not the same thing.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/closing-the-gap-or-closing-the-book-of-aboriginal-affairs-20180209-h0vtys.html
Hopefully distressing stories like this will get to the banking royal commission.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/disabled-australians-waiting-for-insurance-claim-decisions-look-to-royal-commission-for-help-and-hope-20180208-p4yzqz.html
Michael Koziol tells us how he Turnbull government wants to encourage tradies to become teachers, and nurses to swap the clinic for the classroom, under a plan to “shake up” the country’s schools.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/education/from-tradies-to-teachers-the-plan-to-shake-up-australia-s-schools-20180209-p4yzu1.html
Historian Benjamin Jones writes about Australia, the republic in waiting for 150 years.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/an-australian-republic-150-years-in-the-waiting-20180209-h0vuvb.html
Fergus Hunter reports that The Turnbull government has explicitly promised to take its $65 billion company tax cut package to the next election.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/no-wriggle-room-turnbull-government-commits-to-taking-company-tax-cuts-to-next-election-20180208-p4yzsc.html
A push to introduce popular plebiscites for pre-selections in the NSW Liberal Party is unlikely to be fully successful this weekend, despite some spirited backing from former prime minister Tony Abbott. Google.
/news/politics/push-for-liberal-plebiscites-to-be-only-partly-successful-20180209-h0vuop
Pell’s lawyers want access to the medical records of people who have accused him of sexual offences, denying it is “a fishing expedition.”
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/feb/09/cardinal-pells-lawyers-want-access-to-his-accusers-medical-records
In a country with an embattled approach to matters of free speech and a protected media, the foreign interference laws being proposed by the Turnbull Government can only be worrying.
https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/foreign-interference-laws-and-the-australian-media,11183
Another very good contribution from Paul Bongiorno who looks at George Brandis’s departure several current issues.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/topic/2018/02/10/brandis-departs-amid-lnp-pessimism/15181812005776
Jacqui Maley on how Jim Molan helped give extremism a respectable face.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/letting-the-far-right-in-how-jim-molan-helped-give-extremism-a-respectable-face-20180208-h0vsal.html
Karen Middleton has got to the bottom of the filing cabinet papers story.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2018/02/10/afp-identifies-cabinet-files-owner/15181812005780
The Turnbull government’s concessions on secrecy laws do not go far enough and the legislation should be “withdrawn and redrafted from scratch”, Australia’s journalist union has argued.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2018/feb/09/secrecy-legislation-should-be-redrafted-from-scratch-journalist-union-says
Mike Seccombe writes that as the government looks for easy votes in national security, clumsy legislation finds an unexpected enemy in the News Corp tabloids. It’s a federal war on news and truth he says.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2018/02/10/federal-war-news-and-truth/15181812005789
Ross Jones on the “Barnaby Joyce miracle”.
https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/barnaby-joyce-needs-to-face-reality,11184
The death throes of Myer.
http://www.smh.com.au/business/retail/myer-profits-slump-as-stocktake-sale-flops-shares-hit-all-time-low-20180208-p4yzsi.html
How Westfarmers kicked an own goal with its Bunnings UK adventure. Google.
/business/retail/how-wesfarmers-bunnings-expansion-built-the-diy-venture-investors-feared-20180208-h0vrrl
The perfect match of Bernardi and Shelton.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2018/02/10/bernardi-and-sheltons-perfect-match/15181812005786
The New Matilda’s list of the top 30 politicians we love to hate.
https://newmatilda.com/2018/02/09/complete-list-bit-meat-nm-dirty-30-sandwich/
It hasn’t even started yet – you’ll have to wait until Monday for that – but the royal commission into banks could turn out to be a dud. The commission says it will offer no legal protection to alleged victims of misconduct by the industry who have already signed confidentiality agreements that prevent them speaking publicly about their experiences.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/feb/09/banking-commission-is-worthless-without-alleged-victims
Mat Wade examines the entrenched penalty of motherhood.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/the-motherhood-penalty-is-still-deeply-entrenched–even-in-denmark-20180209-h0vur7.html
Clancy Yeates says that new lending to property investors slumped by a tenth last year as tougher bank credit standards started to bite, but the prudential regulator is “not declaring victory just yet.”
http://www.smh.com.au/business/banking-and-finance/housing-investor-loans-slumped-by-10-per-cent-in-2017-20180209-p4yzu3.html
If Elizabeth Farrelly had a magic wand she would ban these six things.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/the-six-things-i-would-ban-if-i-had-a-magic-wand-20180208-h0vtm1.html
Why domestic abusers thrive in Trump’s White House.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/feb/09/why-domestic-abusers-trump-white-house
Cartoon Corner
David Rowe and Trump’s great parade.














Alan Moir and Closing the Gap.
David Pope captioned this “But we still have Manus”.
Peter Broelman on keeping private lives private.
Zanetti goes after Bandt.
Cathy Wilcox says they just don’t get it.
Matt Golding enjoying the winter Olympics opening.
And four more from Matt.
Clever stuff from Glen Le Lievre.
Mark Knight takes to Mars with the Tesla.
Alan Moir goes to the movies.
Jon Kudelka at the winter Olympics.
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8f945a923a71d04e8b5996e8b6e0f1f5
Trump Jeopardizes American Lives By Refusing To Read Written Intelligence Reports
The Washington Post reported:
For much of the past year, President Trump has declined to participate in a practice followed by the past seven of his predecessors: He rarely if ever reads the President’s Daily Brief, a document that lays out the most pressing information collected by U.S. intelligence agencies from hot spots around the world.
Trump has opted to rely on an oral briefing of select intelligence issues in the Oval Office rather than getting the full written document delivered to review separately each day, according to three people familiar with his briefings.
http://www.politicususa.com/2018/02/09/illiterate-trump-jeopardizes-us-refusing-read-written-intelligence-reports.html
Woodward And Bernstein Warn That Trump Is Echoing Nixon’s Watergate Downfall
Woodward and Bernstein wrote in The Washington Post:
We’re here again. A powerful and determined president is squaring off against an independent investigator operating inside the Justice Department. Robert Mueller’s mission is a comprehensive look at Russian meddling in the 2016 election — and any other crimes he uncovers in the process. President Trump insists it’s all a “witch hunt” and an unfair examination of his family’s personal finances. He constantly complains about the investigation in private and reportedly asked his White House counsel to have Mueller fired. No wonder many people are making comparisons to the “Saturday Night Massacre” of 1973, when President Richard Nixon fired special prosecutor Archibald Cox, and Attorney General Elliot Richardson and Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus resigned.
We covered that eerily similar confrontation for The Washington Post 45 years ago. Nixon didn’t know it at the time, but the Saturday Night Massacre would become a pivot point in his presidency — crucial to the charge that he’d obstructed justice. For him, the consequences were terminal.
http://www.politicususa.com/2018/02/09/woodward-and-bernstein-warn-that-trump-is-echoing-nixon.html
Shades of “The Handmaid’s Tale”?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/09/christians-only-town-bay-view-michigan
Morning all
Goodness me. The advice for Barnaby prior to the by election in December,should have been to resign gracefully and walk away. Instead, he has created a shit show!
And what was Turnbull thinking!
Phoenix
What exactly makes Mueller “independent” Was he not most of his career working for the FBI. I know he was involved in the “anthrax” FBI investigation (and got it badly wrong).
Surely he is in a sense investigating his own work colleagues?
He may be excellent, but it is a bit strong calling him “independent”