Wherein the Poll Bludger celebrates the grand final weekend by doing what it always does. No Morgan poll this week, but they do inform us that St Kilda supporters are slightly less likely to practise yoga than normal people. Not only but also:
Today’s the big day for the Liberal Party’s preselection in Bradfield. Read and comment all about it at the dedicated post, where you will find a complete and updated form guide to all 17 candidates.
More by-election action thanks to former WA Premier Alan Carpenter’s retirement announcement, which will shortly produce a vacancy in his safe Labor seat of Willagee. Dedicated post immediately below.
Imre Salusinszky of The Australian reports that Liberal MP Louise Markus, whose seat of Greenway has been made all but unwinnable by the redistribution, has nominated for preselection in the neighbouring seat of Macquarie, where Labor’s margin has been cut from 7.0 per cent to 0.1 per cent and sitting member Bob Debus is planning to retire. Kerry Bartlett, whom Debus defeated at the 2007 election, has not nominated.
Imre Salusinszky also reports that an obstacle to Dickson MP Peter Dutton’s transfer to the safe Liberal Gold Coast seat of McPherson has been removed with the announcement by Richard Stuckey, local doctor and husband of state Currumbin MP Jann Stuckey, that he has withdrawn from the preselection race. Presumably still in the field are Karen Andrews, chair of the party’s federal divisional council and an ally of outgoing member Margaret May, and Michael Hart, who unsuccessfully contested the state seat of Burleigh at the last two state elections.
Jeff Whalley of The Geelong Advertiser reports that the Liberal preselection for the state seat of South Barwon will be a contest between Andrew Katos, who represents Deakin ward on Greater Geelong City Council, and Tony Le Deux, who has his own catering firm and in the past managed the legendary Melbourne food shop The Essential Ingredient. Despite earlier reports, former Surf Coast Shire Council councillor Ron Humphrey has emerged as a non-starter. Whalley reports the candidates are respectively backed by factions associated with Stewart McArthur, former federal member for Corangamite, and the seat’s preselected candidate for the next election, Sarah Henderson. The seat is held for Labor by former Geelong mayor Michael Crutchfield on a margin of 2.3 per cent.
Andrew Landeryou of VexNews reports Jeff Kennett has provided former Hawthorn AFL player Stephen Lawrence with a reference in support of his apparent bid for Kennett’s old seat of Burwood, currently held by Labor’s Bob Stensholt on a margin of 3.7 per cent. Also identified as candidates are David Solly, IT manager and one-time Nationals member, and Graham Watt, owner of a thriving carpet cleaning business. Landeryou notes that demographics and a large Chinese community are producing a long-term shift to Labor in the seat.
The Camden Advertiser reports Camden mayor Chris Patterson rejects rumours he will run against federal MP Pat Farmer for Liberal preselection in Macarthur. It is expected that Patterson will run for the state seat of Camden, held by Labor’s Geoff Corrigan on a margin of 3.9 per cent.
The Australian Women’s Weekly’s Belinda Neal glamour photo shoot hits the news stands Monday.
If anything evan14 it will be the same result as Germany.
The Tories have sooo much ground to make up but the Labour Party voters just wont turn up here the SPD in Germany got 10m less votes than 1998 when they came to power. I suspect Cameron will win but i am biased.
At least I can enjoy watching Tories be successful overseas.
I dont think ill be enjoying 2010 in Australia/Victoria though oh dear.
No 748
That’s exactly what he’s advocating, which means society pays for bludgers to sit at home while regular people bust their backsides off at work to make ends meet. That is the fundamental social injustice that you won’t ever hear Lindy Edwards or Pegasus admit.
What? The Howard government introduced Family Tax Benefit Part B which means single mothers can stay home and effectively receive a payment from families that have two working parents!
The Liberals are pros at encouraging single mothers to stay home.
Sloppy Joe has been quiet today – I wonder why?
He still can’t get over the fact he told a whole group of reporters that the coalition wants the unemployment rate to be higher.
The Howard government introduced Family Tax Benefit Part B for mothers to stay at home and effectively receive a payment from families that have two working parents. The fact that some of those mothers were single was an accidental side-effect of the policy. I’ll bet if Howard had worked out a way to give it to partnered mothers and not single mothers he would have done so. And he did eventually get at single mothers, by cutting of their parenting payment the minute their youngest child turned 6. Partnered mothers, of course, could stay at home as long as they wished (or could afford).
William i think you should ban the term ‘sloppy joe’ it is very much in the same vain as
‘krudd’ which you have banned in the past.
I think if it is unparliamentary in the House then it should be here on pollbludger.
Glen
“Sloppy Joe” has entered the parliamentary vernacular so it should be OK on PB.
Wrong BK it had to be withdrawn by Mr Swan the last time he tried to use it in Parliament.
I agree with that Glen, but it did have some general currency there and was OK for a while. The term “krudd” has never been used there.
Joe Hockey is probably working on a sloppy response to Stevens.
ruawake
He will probably getting some original thoughts from Julie Bishop to compelment it.
Try again, BK.
He will probably be getting some original thoughts from Julie Bishop to complement it.
hear hear glen
Why is it ok for those on the left to use childish names for Coalition MPs but it is not ok for those on the right to use childish names for Labour MPs it is either no rules whatsoever or ALL childish name calling of MPs on both sides should be banned.
We really should be above all this but many left of centre posters persist with childish name calling of Mr Hockey which however you slice is bullying.
ALP takes on Ophthalmologists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THwGrj-S2X8
Greedy bastards!
Krudd
Sloppy Joe Mesmeralda
JOOOOOOOOLIA
all ok
John F*@!ing Howard probably line ball
Zombie
On this subject on Agenda this evening Graeme Morris was cutting crook that it isn’t fair for the government to halve the payment. But the opthalmologists have effectlively doubled their hourly rate.
I think Sloppy Joe should be banned because it’s incredibly lame.
I cringed when I heard Swan use it.
Joe Hockey did make a couple of boo boos when he started interpreting graphs upside down and forgetting that GDP grows when the economy grows.
Kinda sloppy in my book. 😉
I dont think it has been mentioned yet but the latest Essential Report has it at 59-41 TPP. ALP up 1 Coalition down 1.
enjaybee
And they had supporting means testing private health cover rebate at 55% vs 28% against.
Another fine stance by the Coalition.
Long-term unemployed are an underclass in our society. In difficult economic times anyone can lose their job or be unable to secure their first job. Every unemployed person and their dependants deserve to be able to live their lives with dignity. This includes being provided with enough financial support to feed themselves and to maintain a roof over their heads.
The Australia Institute’s Reading Between the Lines 16, Equity edition
https://www.tai.org.au/index.php?q=node%2F19&act=display&type=3&pubid=675
Could you live on $228 a week? : how Australia compares with the rest of the world
Very very, sloppy. I think this is what you’d call a political own gooooooooooooal. Pele would be pleased.
An 80% increase in NSA would equate to $410.40 per week. The minimum wage is $543.78 per week. Subtract transport costs – why go to work?
BK
I didn’t see that on the version I looked at. There were questions about Beazley’s and Nelson’s appointments and the marital status of respondents and one on respondents employment for the last 12 months but nothing about the health cover rebate. Perhaps I looked at the wrong one.
Yeah, it’s done it’s dash, but it’s pretty soft.
“KRudd” on the other hand always struck me as denoting hatred and bile on the part of the writer.
I see Truss thinks winning the rural seats is the way to go for the coalition…
and Mitch Fifeld displays his complete ignorance on things polling:
Yep Mitch… the ALP wins 101 seats. That’s a winning strategy right there.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26135987-601,00.html
Thanks, Enjaybee @ 771 for the Essential result. Had been waiting for that, just out of interest, of course, nothing to do with poll dependency. No, really.
Well, even Uhlmann couldn’t spin Stevens pronouncements as anything other than a plus for the government. Who’d a thunk it.
That’s why there still is The Oz:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26135495-2702,00.html
Samantha Maiden earns her pay transcribing a Liberal Party media release…. Absolutely pathetic journalism.
I just a minute ago got NewsPolled. Two minutes on politics and 15 mins on other stuff. Several of the non-political questions were unable to be properly answered with the allowable responses.
Essential Report: 59 (+1)/41 (-1)
Grog, The Political Sword has an interesting piece on this topic. Samantha Maiden is just terrific, ain’t she? Must say I was disappointed by the latest offering by Georg M.
We watched Barnaby asking questions of Glenn Stevens while we had dinner.
Did anyone else get the impression that Stevens thought come of Joyce’s questions a trifle bizarre? I’m not sure that Barnaby even knows what Barnaby is thinking half the time.
Nick – did you get the preferred Prime Minister rating out of the EP. I only heard the approval rating which increased for Kev and for Turnbull.
Ahh, “Their ABC” Discussing the Big Issues. 🙂
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/28/2698635.htm?section=justin
Yeah it wasn’t up to his usual standard – relied too much on “perceptions”. George is best when he analyses data and facts (and at his best, he’s as good as anyone going around).
But hey some days you just have to churn out a column.
BH – I don’t think Essential do “preferred Prime Minister”, only “approval of the Prime Minister”, 66% (+6) and “approval of the Opposition Leader”, 27% (+5).
a triffle? you are being very generous.
excellent summary of Stevens from The World Today:
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2009/s2698422.htm
Well their ABC radio702’s political report at 4.30pm was introduced by the presenter saying the Opposition had claimed a win after Steven’s comments. Then a guy from The Age who was doing the report said in a sarcastic voice that Stevens had said this so called recession was nowhere near as bad as 2002 and 1996? and didn’t even come close to the great depression.
They were practically writing the Libs script for them, that is there was no GFC really and so Labor has wasted all this stimulus money and run up debt for nothing. In other words Malcolm was right, we should have just sat on our hands and done nothing don’t you know?
Essential Report, 28 September 2009, has some interesting info relating to employment.
More top journalism:
So who links them? Why Julie Bishop of course…
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,26137534-12377,00.html
Yes. Even ABC TV News couldn’t spin it any other way than a win for the government.
The Libs are like those lazy kids you knew at Uni, who hadn’t studied, played ping-pong at the Sports Union all day, didn’t roll up to lectures, didn’t attend tutes.
At the end of semester they realised they were on a hiding to nothing as far as passing anything. So they gamed the syllabus and swotted up on the question no-one else wanted to answer.
The idea behind this is that when the question came up they wouldn’t have any competition. The marker would be miffed that someone – anyone – answered “his” topic and would give them a good score… or so the theory went.
The “Stimulus Wasn’t Needed And Has Ruined The Country” schtik is an example of the Libs, lazy, policy-free, obsessed with gaming the system, waiting for a Messiah (who’s never coming), realizing that they’re on a hiding to nothing unless they go “contrarian” and answer the question that everyone says “Yes” to (and to which the answer is “Yes”) by saying “No”.
They get noticed. They get air-time. They win big if – and it’s a zillion-to-one chance – their topic gets up. Otherwise it’s “Could Try Harder” and a big “F” circled in red at the top of the page.
But it isn’t going to. Their naysaying is just that: naysaying. The examiner won’t be impressed. And they’re going to fail.
But they’re too far down the track now to do anything else but hope to stir up a bit of controversy. They’ve wasted too much time fiddling about the margins with leadership squabbles, pointless points of order, QT as life, living the Born-to-Rule fantasy and shameless assertion that they’re always right.
Glen Stevens smacked them down hard today. Even ABC TV News couldn’t find a way to make it look good for them. There was no Joe Hockey going just, Nah!”. There was no Malcolm Turnbull lecturing the interviewer on economics. The only ones brave enough to front the cameras were Julie Bishop – a lightweight’s lightweight if ever there was one – and Helen Coonan – a nobody, even when she used to be a somebody.
As they enter that examination hall they must know they’re looking to repeat the year. It’s an awful feeling, there’s a dread about it (I know!). But this lazy, indolent bunch of deluded fantasisers deserve every stressed-out shudder of what they’ve brought upon themselves.
The beauty of it is that they’ll never learn.
Essential Report
Someone had to lower the tone. Bit hard to go past the question, “three qualities you consider to be most important in a partner”
Amongst other points…
A good lover
Labor 17%
Coalition 10%
Greens 11%
Intellectually stimulating
Labor 14%
Coalition 17%
Greens 26%
A good parent
Labor 17%
Coalition 12%
Greens 4%
Thanks Nick – Kev still in front by a mile.
HSO – terrific piece by Political Sword today. He and BB have great commentary on that site. Makes one feel proud to know (sort of) them.
Hope Scorpio has great time in SA. Take him for a ride on Popeye, Dio.
Friend from Adelaide rang today to ask how we enjoyed the ‘airmails’ they sent this week. Said when we send more water down the Murray they’ll stop sending the ‘airmails’ (meaning dust) Cheeky sods!!
BH @ 796, It’s terrific to read such well thought out and written pieces.
funny bit of “journalism” – AP publish internal memo rather than story:
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2009/09/27/movies-eu-switzerland-polanski_6935738.html
HSO – I agree. Every piece is exactly how I want to say it. They are put so succinctly. Piping Shrike is another one. These blokes are much better than the MSM in getting to the nitty gritty.
This afternoon I had the opportunity (I almost wrote misfortune) to watch some of the questioning of the RBA Governor on A-PAC.
I found some of the questioning to juvenile and the subject not understood and in some cases not worthy of the Senate of this country.
In respect of those I saw here is my scorecard.
Mr Brown score 3 – looking for an answer he did not get or understand
Mr X score 5 – made some sense and had done some research
Mr Joyce score 1 – was bad mannered and lacked knowledge of the subject
Mr Fielding score 0 – more suitable for Playschool or BTN
M/s Coonan score 3 – trying hard to get the Governor to say something he did not
wish to say
M/s Hurley score 7 – trying not to muddy the waters while allowing the
Liberals/Nats/Greens to shoot themselves in the foot
(successfully)
Mr Cameron score 8 – Also did his research and offered the Governor a free kick
against his critics. The Governor declined.
Mr Stevens score 9 – kept temper under control while being spoken over,
repeating answers to the same questions and having to
reword questions that did not make sense.